Newspaper mocked on Twitter for reporting what’s happening on Twitter as journalism

A well-known newspaper has been widely mocked on Twitter for a series of articles consisting of nothing more than reporting that people were being mocked on Twitter.

It began when they reported that a public figure was being mocked on Twitter for what he had to say about a recent film.

'like wtaf? just repeating what ppl are saying on twitter isnt news' tweeted @toomuchfreetime

'totes its just like so lame lmao' agreed @obeseneckbeard

'why dont they stick to top 10 lists, i rlly like them' added @neverseensunlight

'ill never read it again, or anything else with more than 148 characters' added @livinginmomsbasement

In a late development, a satirical news website was mocked on Twitter for bothering to cover the story.

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'I clicked on TwitterXXX by accident' claims sweating man

Following Elon Musk's change to the platform, many have taken the opportunity to explore x-rated Twitter content, using the rebrand as the perfect cover story. 'I just assumed 'XXX Birds' was just an innocent name,' coughed one husband awkwardly, unable to make eye contact. 'It's just like that time I meant to click on FaceBook but ended up spending $500 and an entire weekend on P$ornhub.'

Mr. Musk denied that he was boosting traffic to his faltering platform, by implying that its content was far more explicit - and it was a complete coincidence that the Twitter Bird has been replaced by a pair of undulating breasts. An aide remarked: 'X simply marks the spot... possibly the G spot.'

Forced to retire, the Twitter emblem - in order to make ends meet - is now ironically working in the adult film industry.

With Musk claiming X as the new name for Twitter, letters of the alphabet are running out fast. SnapChat plans to rebrand as S. WhatsApp plans to rebrand as ? Facebook will change its name to f, matching its logo. The Russian Army has already claimed Z. Insta, formerly Instagram, will become I, a move that a British news rag plans to challenge. Wikipedia will become Y. Three will become 3. Greggs will become known just by the mathematical symbol for pi.

Economists have calculated that all this rebranding will give a massive boost to brand consultants and have no measurable impact on consumers.

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