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99% of all degrees are worthless – and involve Media Studies

A judge explained that rather than sentence the hopeless to a future of mediocrity, it was far more humane to pack them off to prison - where at least their sociology degree would be of use. Witnesses say they heard Judge saying, as he put on his black cap: ‘A combined degree in Dance and Golf management? Their life is already wasted. I’m doing them a favour’.

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