All men with beards look the same
Historians now believe that Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels would regularly swap wives, while James ‘Grizzly’ Adams once went on a book tour disguised as Charles Dickens. One hirsute individual refused to be drawn on the next series of ‘The Apprentice’ or his Theory of Evolution.: ‘For the last time, this is not a shrubbery on my chin, I do not know Rudolf the Reindeer and I won’t take the rap for the Red Wedding’.
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