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Angry Birds® f$cking furious



A spokesbird spoke of her avian reign of terror: ‘Thing is, I REALLY hate pigs‏. Miss Piggy, Piglet, Eric Pickles – I hate them all. And as for multi-coloured brick walls - they really get my goat. A goat, I should point out, that I hate. I hate that goat almost as much as pigs. And I really hate pigs. Just remember - the early bird always cluster bombs the f$ck out of Peppa’


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