After Gavin Williamson received an extremely unexpected knighthood after walking in on Boris in a "compromising" situation, there is shuddering speculation about what Nadine Dorries witnessed to deserve a peerage.
"It really makes you think, and taste a little bit of sick in the mouth.", said one commentator. "Gavin Williamson was about as likely as Mr Blobby to get a knighthood, but then all became clear. Now Nadine Dorries? If its anything like Williamson, she's probably earned it."
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