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‘Benefit cap’ to replace Cervical cap

In addition to its birth control properties, the ‘cap’ can guarantee a lowering in obesity by significantly cutting incidents of eating. Housing costs will drop, as skinnier tenants will require smaller rental properties to match their slender frames. Even unemployment will be halved, as a malnourished population will only have the energy to job share.


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