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Berlusconi dyes for the last time



Noted Italian tax criminal Silvio Berlusconi has dyed for the last time, tragically young, at 86. Unofficially, the cause of unrealistically black hair was an attempt to complete his impressive STD collection. You gotta catch 'em all.


His role as Prime Minister of Italy constantly interfered with his most important work as inventor of the sex party.

Sadly, this meant he had less time to devote to his true passions: plastic surgery, fraud, and bunga-bungaring Moroccan-born under-age exotic dancers.


Boris Johnson’s office issued a short statement: ‘Game recognise game.'



Contributions from and a hat tip to Myke.


Image from Pixabay by Potsdamn:


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