The White House confirmed: 'We're increasing our military budget by ten times our environmental one, because nothing says flower power like a grenade launcher.'
While US wars are a main contributor to climate change, the President has signalled his intent to napalm global warming. All bullets will be biodegradable. And deforestation will be combated by camouflage troops pretending to be trees.
'War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. And nothing is just another way to say carbon zero.'
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