Brazil World Cup exit more painful than a Brazilian

A spokesman for the Brazilian Government said: ''We've never been that into football. Seriously - it's not a thing that gets us excited. Whereas the epilation of pubic hair, that's a thing of beauty. We will be opting out of the 2016 Olympic Games and focusing on the removal of unhygienic crotch hair. It can't be more embarrassing than a 1-7 score line.'

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