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"No. I can’t remember what we came outside to fight about either."

Updated: Mar 20, 2022

Winner: Lockjaw


Runners-Up: "GB News introduce "eye candy" to boost viewing figures" (apepper); “Fuck it, these trousers are going to nipple level tomorrow.” (@simonjjames); "...then they said there was a chance refugees could end up living with either Gove or Hancock so I said fuck it, I'm staying here in Kyiv." (Peter Whitelaw)



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Ayeswideopen
Mar 19, 2022

Lavrov and Biden confirm Bros tribute band tour sponsored by Cadbury. Kremlin say it's flake news.

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Leo Barr
Leo Barr
Mar 15, 2022

In an attempt to stop me playing pocket billiards, she makes me wear these high waisted trousers.

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Peter Whitelaw
Peter Whitelaw
Mar 15, 2022

....then they said there was a chance refugees could end up living with either Gove or Hancock so I said fuck it, I'm staying here in Kyiv

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Roger Mortimer
Roger Mortimer
Mar 14, 2022

Debenhams denies its youth clothing range is out of touch

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fbgranger
Mar 14, 2022

Fag beats rock every time!

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