"No. I can’t remember what we came outside to fight about either."

Updated: Mar 20

Winner: Lockjaw


Runners-Up: "GB News introduce "eye candy" to boost viewing figures" (apepper); “Fuck it, these trousers are going to nipple level tomorrow.” (@simonjjames); "...then they said there was a chance refugees could end up living with either Gove or Hancock so I said fuck it, I'm staying here in Kyiv." (Peter Whitelaw)



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