Winner: Modelmaker
Runners-Up:
"Come on Mistress Rayner, hand over that council house tax or else." (Dick Everyman);
"Wrong, it was a gun in my pocket" (APepper)
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. The armourer checked before she gave it to me."
Updated: Apr 21
Look kids stop playing, there's explosions in Sodom & Gomorraaaaaargh.