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Johnson’s brain is given its annual health check prior to reinsertion

Updated: Nov 19, 2021

Winner: dogular

Runners Up: 'Scientists begin intensive search for legendary ‘Benefit of Brexit’ particle' (Pat Ward), 'University staff check the small print in their employment contracts' (Sinnick), 'Scientists discover Jacob Rees-Mogg's soul' (jimskinz)


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sillybillyid
Nov 19, 2021

I've identified the Dirty Old Man gene, but can find no evidence of a 'handsy' gene.

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Paul Wiseman
Paul Wiseman
Nov 18, 2021

Hastily formed 'Board of Governors' puts cricket under the microscope

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New 'What The Doctor Saw' machine tested

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Steve Taylor
Steve Taylor
Nov 16, 2021

"My god, you're right! It does look like a willy!"

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Pat Ward
Pat Ward
Nov 15, 2021

Scientists begin intensive search for legendary ‘Benefit of Brexit’ particle

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