Winner: dogular
Runners Up: 'Scientists begin intensive search for legendary ‘Benefit of Brexit’ particle' (Pat Ward), 'University staff check the small print in their employment contracts' (Sinnick), 'Scientists discover Jacob Rees-Mogg's soul' (jimskinz)
I've identified the Dirty Old Man gene, but can find no evidence of a 'handsy' gene.
Hastily formed 'Board of Governors' puts cricket under the microscope
New 'What The Doctor Saw' machine tested
"My god, you're right! It does look like a willy!"
Scientists begin intensive search for legendary ‘Benefit of Brexit’ particle