Winner: @BenCohen33
Runners-Up: "Having bungled one case too many, the Met is forced to adopt a new uniform." (Sydalg)
"Idiot realises why he has symptoms of tinnitus." (Lockjaw)
"Government report into Downing Street Parties presented in the form of dance" (apepper)
New Minister For Work Events reveals guidelines on 'How to Identify A Party While You Are at One'.
Roman Abramovich - role in peace talks revealed.
Supporters say new look England kit is too retro