"Look out lads, it's a troupe of Boris dancers..."

Winner: @BenCohen33

Runners-Up: "Having bungled one case too many, the Met is forced to adopt a new uniform." (Sydalg)

"Idiot realises why he has symptoms of tinnitus." (Lockjaw)

"Government report into Downing Street Parties presented in the form of dance" (apepper)