"Look out lads, it's a troupe of Boris dancers..."
Updated: Apr 3, 2022
Runners-Up: "Having bungled one case too many, the Met is forced to adopt a new uniform." (Sydalg)
"Idiot realises why he has symptoms of tinnitus." (Lockjaw)
"Government report into Downing Street Parties presented in the form of dance" (apepper)