Winner: Paul L
Runners-Up: "Good morning. Welcome to the technoclaustrophobic trauma hotline. How may I help you?" (SteveB); "Jacob Rees Mogg announces release of new "Brexit Bonus" mobile phone range." (Bill Roberts)
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Liz Truss announces further plans to take the UK back to the seventies
Jacob Rees Mogg announces release of new "Brexit Bonus" mobile phone range
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When you said "party line", we were expecting some white stuff to take to Glasto!