Winner: Sinnick
Runners-Up: "Fly, my children, and bring me more souls that I may thrust into my aching maw." (Lockjaw);
"Donald began to realise that "The Birds" would not easily translate into street theatre." (Flash Arry).
Special Mention for Services to Alliteration: "Portuguese Pigeons Prefer Peanuts to Popcorn." (higginson.chris)
Ronaldo's dad wonders if Christiano will ever escape Man Utd.
Cost of living crisis sees rise in number of homing pigeons forced to live on the streets.
Last surviving member of the Rubettes spotted in Portugal.
Portuguese Pigeons Prefer Peanuts to Popcorn.