Old Man Demonstrates how he used to do Texting in the Good Old Days
Updated: Sep 4, 2022
Runners-Up: "Fly, my children, and bring me more souls that I may thrust into my aching maw." (Lockjaw);
"Donald began to realise that "The Birds" would not easily translate into street theatre." (Flash Arry).
Special Mention for Services to Alliteration: "Portuguese Pigeons Prefer Peanuts to Popcorn." (higginson.chris)