Survey Reveals One in Four People Know the Correct Direction.

Winner: Mr Lemon Curry

Runners-Up:

"Look at the interest rates skyrocketing, Sally! Thank goodness we can't afford to buy houses." (Martyn Casserly);

"Look, Nigel Farage has just had his card spat out of that ATM." (Dick Everyman)

Most Meta Award: Characters from the last caption competition get inserted into this one. (Midfield Diamond)