Winner: Photolad
Runners-Up: "Government's revolutionary "vertical roads" policy reduces illegal parking and frees up space for meditators." (Sydalg); "As cost of living crisis deepens, Belper woman accused of fly-tipping personal trainer." (FlashArry)
Hipster 'yellow line executive officer', having incorrectly painted lines, tries to save her job by meditating them into the correct position i.e. under her arse.
Extinction Rebellion activist glued to a wall in one way street accidentally wins sideways photography award.