Winner: McDabble
Runners-Up: "Amputees pin hopes on Britain's first offshore leg farm." (Sydalg); "As the reservoir water recedes, ancient artefacts are revealed; some now four feet out of the water." (PAUL).
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Updated: Apr 9, 2023
Bingo cruise ends in disaster
This little piggy went diving, this little piggy stayed under water, but these piggies made a rush for it.
As the reservoir water recedes, ancient artefacts are revealed; some now four feet out of the water.
'You're better off just diving in and swimming across!' confirms Port of Dover ahead of Easter getaway.