Celeb dies of hereditary stupidity
The coroner’s report concluded that the dead socialite had fatal levels of the idiot gene: ‘Sadly a life was tragically brought to end, by just being dumb. Those that make the same measured lifestyle choices as Hunter S. Thompson, shouldn’t expect to get a bus pass. And if you can’t get by on a humble six-figure modelling career, then maybe life isn’t for you. It’s not a good sign if you’re a top fashion icon but bottom of The Early Learning Centre’s list of Worst Spellers’.