Chancellor makes all taxes optional



In a surprise announcement Chancellor Rishi Sunak has said that as of Monday, all taxes will be optional.


"This expands our existing policies", explained Mr Sunak. "Up until now, optional taxes were available to the Royal family, my wife and other very rich people but now, people will be able to choose whether or not to pay taxes."


The new policy has experienced some teething problems; with long queues at shops as customers debate whether they have to pay VAT.


Chris Grayling has been seen arguing at a book shop that he shouldn't pay the 0% tax on his purchases and demanding a refund.


Lord Lebedev added, "Я люблю брать деньги у британских идиотов."



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