Despite live-tweeting the killing of Osama, it turns out the CIA spent much of the 80s sending Afghan warlords $630 million in annual payments, in exchange for explicit images of Bin Laden provocatively licking a U.S.-built Stinger antiaircraft missile.
The CIA even forgot to update their Facebook status from 'We ♥ the Taliban’ or that they had both got down and dirty in Pakistan. A spokeswoman insisted: 'We're so over dating bad boys...oh, have you met our new beau, Jundallah?'