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David Cameron: ‘Corruption’? Surely you mean ‘Foreign’?

Mr. Cameron hastily apologised to the conference for his earlier faux pas referring to the Nigerians has ‘fantastically corrupt’, by which he meant fantastically ‘foreign-looking’. Explaining that corruption was swarthy, accented and smelt of spices.

Ironically the PM has been guilty of other malapropisms; like using Privatization for Profiteering, Racketeering for Reform and Consensual Sex for Dead Pig. Mr. Cameron seemed unperturbed that the UK controlled more tax havens than the Cosa Nostra; his aide explained: ‘When he said corruption causes extremism, what he meant was - foreigners are a nuisance. Seriously, he’s actually fine with corruption and extremism – but only if it’s British’.

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