Dirty Fuel sounds smutty
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has published a damning report on how excessively ‘crude’ oils are and that fracking sounds like sex with rocks. By intensively 'pumping' carbon into the atmosphere over the last 40yrs, developed nations continue to sexualize the act of pollution. An IPCC spokeswoman said: 'Wind farms sound a little bit rude but only lead to the odd fart pun. Whereas industrialized deep drilling is clearly a euphemism for being balls-deep in environmental disaster'.