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Djokovic is seen clicking his heels together & repeatedly saying 'There's no place like home'



Walking in the Media Blizzard of Oz, the embattled tennis player has become the poster boy for anti-vaccination – which makes a change from that Athena tennis girl scratching her butt.



A Judge has ruled whether he should have been in or out of the country, although it is still be referred to a Line Judge. In the meantime, Novak Djokovi will play in the Australian Open, while Covid will be left to play around in the crowd.



His assistant said: ‘We're not in Kansas anymore – although in Kansas they’d still insist on a vaccination’.





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