In what fans are describing as a ‘disappointing climax’, Jodie Whittaker has been replaced by someone who actually sounds like a Dalek. The showrunner explained: ‘We wanted more diversity in the casting, so this time we went for a tw$t’.
Many had speculated that the new PM would be Boris , after Mr. Johnson successfully time-travelled back from before he was forced to resign. Sadly in a plot twist, he could only get enough supporters to fit in an actual police box rather than a Tardis.
Rishi is said to be excited about being the new Doctor, with his hellish companions ‘Austerity’ and Bonnie Langford. ‘The irony is, once Rishi has finished privatizing the NHS, there won’t be any doctors left’.