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Dogs seek urgent advice on possible ban of Suella Braverman XL

Dogs say they are seeking 'urgent advice' on banning 'lethal' Home Secretary Suella Braverman XL.

It comes after attacks on asylum seekers, the unemployed and the public in general, with footage posted online.

The dogs say the attacks are 'appalling' and she is a particular danger to... well, everyone.

The owner a Mr R. Sunak, temporarily of 10 Downing Street, has been spoken to by police officers.

A spokespuppy, Mr. Scrappy Doo said 'We are suppose to be be man's best friend, so we can't just sit back and watch this go on. We have commissioned urgent advice on banning the Tories as a breed.'

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