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Dry January means not washing for a month


Harry Redmond (36) insisted that January would be the smelliest of all months, with not a drop touching lips or any other part of his body. His aim is to detox all the harmful soap particles from his body.


'I just feel healthier wrapped in an extra layer of dirt. And I tend to find I get alot more space to myself, particularly downwind.


'No one speaks about the dangers of bathing in the winter months. 50% of hospital admissions are down to people slipping on the soap.'


Asked he minded the smell, Harry replied: 'Not at all, I'm too drunk to notice.'


www.newsbiscuit.com


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