At the merest hint that someone from 'not round ‘ere' might be vaguely up to no good (and in the absence of a mid-week Champion’s League fixture), the EDL sprang into action, by giving Nazi salutes to WW2 veterans.
'This is all part of a concerted effort to improve public services,' explained a hooded spokesman. 'We also propose to destroy local hospitals to lower waiting times, vandalize fire-engines to stop this criminal waste of water and attack off-duty servicemen before the filthy Islamists do it first!'
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