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Etsy redundancies to be handcrafted

The redundancies have been lovingly made from not very sustainable working contracts. Meaning 11% of the workforce will now be spraypainted and upcycled on Ebay.

Each sacking will have been painstakingly made using traditional sacking methods from a festive Victorian Market. The Ye Olde feel extends to all the unemployed dying of rickets.

Sporting a shabby-chic distressed look, the staff will be repackaged as 'artisanal unemployed'. One sacked employee remarked: 'It's sad to get the letter but look at the penmanship and on vellum too!'

Photo by Magda Smolen on Unsplash

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