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Even the Big Bad Wolf questions UK’s building regulations

Following the Grenfell Tower fire, over 600 UK buildings have been labelled dangerously unfit to house people, let alone a family of pigs. Fire inspectors have said that promises made by private contractors would have made Pinocchio blush. Meanwhile Theresa May has promised emergency funds for those affected – essentially a hill of magic beans.

Normally the Big Bad Wolf would fully support a straw or stick based construction, but Mr. B.B.Wolf commented: ‘As a menacing predatory antagonist I can appreciate the efforts of Kensington Council but there’s such a thing as too evil. The only fairy story here, is the illusion of fire safety. It just seems that every tale I hear is literally Grimm’.

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