Ministers expressed concern about the general 'dumbing down' of Cbeebies and pandering to an almost child-like audience. A spokeswomen said: 'We need a linear curriculum, which starts with Noggin the Nog and ends with the Clangers. We need a return to a 'Muffin the Mule' style of classroom delivery, complete with a wet nurse. Balamory and Fireman Sam could be used to fight Scottish and Welsh nationalism. While Teletubbies should offer an abstinence initiative – 'Say No to Po'.’
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