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Horseman of the Apocalypse advertise for a new member ‘with Sat Nav’


Journey time to disasters could be cut in half if harbingers of doom were to abandon their traditional equine method. To this end ‘Misfortune’ has offered his services, with his sturdy 1974 Ford Pinto. Instead of trusting to the map reading skills of his girlfriend ‘Whimsy’, the new member of the team puts his faith in a cheap, non-branded version of Sat Nav (as recommended by his brother-in-law ‘Capricious’).


He said: ‘I may not have the name recognition of a Famine or Death but nothing says Misfortune like a Ford Pinto’





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