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Horseman of the Apocalypse advertise for a new member ‘with Sat Nav’

Journey time to disasters could be cut in half if harbingers of doom were to abandon their traditional equine method. To this end ‘Misfortune’ has offered his services, with his sturdy 1974 Ford Pinto. Instead of trusting to the map reading skills of his girlfriend ‘Whimsy’, the new member of the team puts his faith in a cheap, non-branded version of Sat Nav (as recommended by his brother-in-law ‘Capricious’).

He said: ‘I may not have the name recognition of a Famine or Death but nothing says Misfortune like a Ford Pinto’


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Scott B
Scott B
15 feb. 2022

I would have you know, that as a former owner of a green-gold 1974 Pinto, that they are very reliable cars, and totally worthy of Mr/Mrs Misfortune (whichever the case may be).

No joke, I really did own the aforementioned Pinto, and it WAS the most reliable car in my life. Yes, it is hard to believe.

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