Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’
Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane. The spokesman remarked: ‘The poems of William Blake – us! The buildings of Frank Lloyd-Wright – us! We even wrote ‘Only Fools and Horses’ – but only the good episodes – like the one with the chandelier. Nowhere is safe from our interference – except the Isle of Wight…nothing changes there’.
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