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Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson officially sanctioned murder

The fight/death in July has been finally ratified by the boxing board and judge wearing a black hat.

Technically a boxing match but realistically a funeral, the bout will be streamed online, as will the following service at the crematorium.

The weigh-in will feature a measuring by an undertaker and pall-bearers have been selected to carry the loser from the ring.

Rather than a traditional fight with the rounds being held up on cards, the congregation will sing Pslam numbers, as Jake Paul leaves this mortal coil. The referee will instruct the boxers at the start of the fight, coupled with a moving eulogy for Mr. Paul.

Mourners will include anyone who bet against Iron Mike.

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