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Japan finally breeds a Godzilla



'It took us releasing 1.34 million tonnes of radioactive water, to make our dream come true,' boasted one scientist. 'We'd tried it with Irn-Bru but all we got was an orange-looking tuna fish.'


The Godzilla will be a great boost to the tourist industry and an opportunity to flatten down town Tokyo. 'There was a concern that we might get a Spiderman or cut-price Pokemon. And the last thing we wanted to do is give a lobster tumours.


'It's not easy evolving a monster of epic proportions - just ask those that engineered Brexit.'


image from pixabay

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