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Jeremy Clarkson in the picture to replace Zayn in One Direction

His agent said: ‘It’s perfect timing, with Jeremy looking for more work colleagues to punch. Jeremy can bring the throbbing urgency of a V8 engine to all those five-part harmonies. And re-pubescent girls love nothing more than ballads sung by a middle-aged racist in mom jeans’.


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