Johnson considering fictional ethics advisor




The Prime-Minister is believed to be considering a fictional character as his new ethics advisor with the Lords Voldemort and Vader heading the list.


"There are some restrictions on who can be appointed", explained a Downing Street spokesman, "For example, people convicted of high treason and bankrupts aren't allowed to sit in the Lords; that eliminated around half the list, however there's no rule saying that the appointment must be of a real person and the advantage of a chap like Lord Voldemort is that he's already a Lord."


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