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Johnson to call Trump to corroborate his story

Boris Johnson has denied that he knew that people having a party in his garden were having a party in his garden.

"Furthermore, I am delighted to announce that former - or should I say, the real - President, Donald Trump will confirm that he was on the phone to me when I was supposed to hearing about the so-called party."

Mr Trump confirmed this; "I can announce this announcement; Barry Johnson is a close, close friend of mind. Top guy. I knew him when he was a student of mine at Oxford and Cambridge University in Stratford-on-Avon. He definitely didn't say he was arranging a bigly party. I'd have remembered, I have a great memory. Gary Johnson, great guy. We talked about science stuff and the vaccinofe I'd invented. May my skin turn orange if it's not true."

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