'Our boy took one Hell of a beating' said Tiddles, captain of the Feline Wanderers, 'but it's a game of two halves innit and after givin' it 110%, the lad done good in the end so - result!'
'Our team might only be a team of footballers cats rather than footballers WAGS, but at least we don't waste our time, energy & millions of pounds in legal fees on catfights.'