Labour appeal to middle-classes with 20% off M&S food delivery
With hand-grown produce from his own allotment, Mr. Corbyn is hoping to offer lure voters with artisanal breads, free-range olives and sense of moral superiority. Marks & Spencer will guarantee to deliver Labour promises to your doorstep in a small van, as opposed to Conservative promises on the side of a large bus.
Like M&S, a Corbyn Government will feel a bit self-indulgent – a luxury. Whereas the Tories will continue to provide Brexit pick’n’mix and their own band of S&M.
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