Labour Leadership outsourced to a local chimp
His keeper remarked: ‘Technically Booboo is overqualified for the role. It’s a glorified zero-hour contract combined with zero-possibility of an outright majority. But unlike previous leaders, he can at least unify the party, while peeling a banana with his feet’.
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