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LibDems in talks with Larry the cat

MPs have expressed anger that Larry the Downing Street cat has been offered the position of chief of staff to the Liberal Democrat party. Critics believe the appointment will undermine the impartiality of cats who are constitutionally disdainful and aloof to human beings.

The leader of the Liberal Democrats, who’s name slips me for now, said: ‘When world leaders descend on Downing Street, Larry is either nowhere to be seen or he just sits in front of the cameras licking his backside. These are qualities we greatly admire. Welcome aboard, Larry!’

The news follows an announcement by Matt Hancock that he is to become chief of staff to the Care Home Association.


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