As speculation mounts as to Boris Johnson's replacement, what about Liz Truss, said no one ever. Despite this, several newspapers have run with, 'Is Liz the new Thatcher?' as if the old Thatcher was not bad enough.
Famous for supporting Brexit and Remain, plus arse and elbow simultaneously, Truss has a reputation for befuddlement. She has been described as a mind in a million if the other 999,999 minds were all krill.
Commented one confused voter: 'If Liz Truss is the answer, what's the question? What nickname does the Queen have for her surgical support?'
'Being smarter than Boris but still dumber than rocks is a pretty low bar. Ask Keir Starmer'.