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Liz Truss to put the 'disco' back into 'disconnection'




In line with her recent return from the political wilderness, Liz Truss is also planning to release a new single, Newsbiscuit has discovered. According to her publicist, the record even surpasses Theresa May's "Dancing Queen" and will put the "disco" back into "disconnection".


Newsbiscuit has printed the lyric sheet below (with apologies to Mick and David Jackson and Elmar Krohn)


Blame it on the lefties


The media’s always bleating and it wouldn’t be a bad thing

But now they’ve all gone all left wing and that's no lie

We set a mini budget and, man, we didn’t fudge it

And from that night I kissed the job goodbye


Don’t blame it on the markets

Don’t blame it on the tax cuts

Don’t blame it on the MPs

Blame it on the lefties


So we were down the khazi, (that’s why I sacked old Kwasi)

The blob of vested interests did for me

I've spent no time reflecting, I'd rather be deflecting

I just don’t “get” responsibility


Don’t blame it on the markets

Don’t blame it on the tax cuts

Don’t blame it on the MPs

Blame it on the lefties


I just can’t (woo)

I just can’t (woo)

I just can’t control those Reds


Don’t blame it on the markets, etc


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story by Hokeyloki

headline by SteveB


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