A man has been barber-barred throughout the UK, following a 'serious incident' during his most recent haircut.
Naveed Nasir said 'He showed me the back of my head in the mirror and I was just wondering whether I should ask to get a little more taken off. I didn’t of course, I just said "thank you" and paid, but he saw the look on my face. He knew. I knew that he knew. He knew that I knew that he knew.'
The next thing Nasir knew, four men in stripy waistcoats, bowties and straw hats were tunefully ejecting him from the premises.
Nasir himself appeared philosophical about his ban. 'Everyone knows the rules, I’m disappointed in myself really. Perhaps I will grow a mullet or invest in some hats.'
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