Their list of demands include - £480,000 worth of pieces of eight, parrots with Tourette’s and an end to Johnny Depp doing his drunken Tommy Cooper impression. A spokes-pirate said: ‘In retrospective it’s easy to say people would prefer food, tools or medicine,’ said a spokesman. ‘But 17,000 peg legs are a lot more fun’.
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