Musk Introduces Writerless Tweets

In future, subscribers to Twitter will no longer have to compose their own posts. Simply log on, and the medium will automatically write and post your tweet for you.

But what if the tweet is not what I think?

Don't worry, AutoTwitter will tell you what to think.

I'm not sure I like the idea of that.

Look, AutoTwitter will tell you whether you like it or not, OK?

No! I don't.

*Posted*:

YES..I..THINK..THIS..IS..A..REALLY..GOOD..IDEA..!