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New 'Garden Villages' really allotments

Updated: Jul 19, 2023

The Government has unveiled its intention to create to 10,000 homes – by repainting existing sheds. These new homes will come complete with ensuite asparagus, the smell of home-made weed killer and Jerry Leadbetter leering over the fence.

One homeowner commented: ‘It seems a bit cramped – what with all the gardening tools and compost bins. My bedroom looks suspiciously like a cabbage patch. And I would swear that the shower is just a leaky potting shed.’

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