New Lagoon power plant just creates a mental image of Brooke Shields topless
The inappropriate association with ‘The Blue Lagoon’ has resulted in many unwelcome sightseers visiting Wales hoping to catch an eyeful of pert turbines, obscured by silken brown tresses.
The situation has not been helped by posters for the new development boasting: ‘A £30bn investment in forbidden love’. One energy expert complained: ‘The British public just need to grow up. These are high tech pieces of engineering generating electricity for hundreds of thousands of homes - by rubbing nubile bodies together’.