One so-called election expert admitted: ‘With the Leave campaign defying the odds and James Corden still in employment, it has become apparent that we are entering a new age of uncertainty and sphincter-tightening. All unlikely things will come to pass, with Ladbrokes no longer taking bets on the existence of life on Mars or reliable Wi-Fi. We can no longer reliably predict the future...I predict.’
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